for the music fan who has almost everything...

here's a gift everyone needs:



Yes, just in case you love music so much that you can't stop listening while you poo, you can have an iPod dock complete with speakers which doubles as a toilet paper holder! Fortunately, it has buttons on it so that you don't have to touch you iPod with your poo-covered hands to change tracks!

I'm not making this up. It's on sale for 89.95.